The Variety Wish

One 2L batch + four 16 oz batches.

$109.95

Individually $130.75 · You save $20.80

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Explore up to three distinct varieties across five complete batches: one 2L batch with larger boulders and four 16 oz batches with smaller signature chunks.

What's included

2L bottle-formed batch — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Chunkers & Boulders
16 oz bottle-formed batch — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Smaller Chunkers
16 oz bottle-formed batch — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Smaller Chunkers
16 oz bottle-formed batch — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Smaller Chunkers
16 oz bottle-formed batch — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Smaller Chunkers

Up to 3 varieties · one variety per complete batch. Verified net weight will be listed at launch.

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Understanding Our Bottle-Formed Sizes

Our signature ASMR textures are created using designated bottle sizes that influence the formations and crunch experience. Your order includes the complete bottle-formed batch contents, carefully packaged in vacuum-sealed bags. Physical bottles are not included.

A Little Extra Magic With Every Order

Every Genie's Crunch order includes a complimentary surprise gift, selected especially for your experience.

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ASMR Sound Prop — Not For Consumption

For non-edible ASMR sound and visual demonstrations only. Do not taste, chew, swallow, or intentionally inhale product dust. Keep away from children and pets.