Handcrafted in Kansas City · Shipping Nationwide · Non-Edible Sound Props
Genie's Crunch

Choose Your Wish

Premium ASMR Sound Props · Bottle-formed in Kansas City

Every Wish is a complete bottle-formed batch, vacuum-sealed and shipped with a complimentary surprise gift.

Build Your Wish →

Available Now

The Sample Wish — Genie's Crunch

The Sample Wish

The entry-level Genie's Crunch experience. The complete contents of one 16 oz bottle-formed batch — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers and smaller Chunkers. The 16 oz formation does not produce the large Boulders of our 2L batches. Limit 3 Sample Wishes per order. Made Fresh. Made for Your Wish. Every order is crafted fresh from scratch after purchase — please allow 36 scheduled production hours, plus shipping transit. Your chosen Sensory Enhancer scents the batch. Textures — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Chunkers & Boulders — are always included; they are never add-ons. Your order ships in vacuum-sealed bags; physical bottles are not included (bottle sizes describe the forming process, not packaging). Every order includes one complimentary surprise gift. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Choose your cornstarch foundation at checkout — Argo or Best Choice, one foundation per order. For non-edible ASMR sound and visual demonstrations only. Do not taste, chew, swallow, or intentionally inhale product dust. Keep away from children and pets.

$18.95
The Signature Wish — Genie's Crunch

The Signature Wish

The complete Genie's Crunch experience, including the larger boulder formations created through our full 2L bottle-forming process. Made Fresh. Made for Your Wish. Every order is crafted fresh from scratch after purchase — please allow 36 scheduled production hours, plus shipping transit. Your chosen Sensory Enhancer scents the batch. Textures — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Chunkers & Boulders — are always included; they are never add-ons. Your order ships in vacuum-sealed bags; physical bottles are not included (bottle sizes describe the forming process, not packaging). Every order includes one complimentary surprise gift. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Choose your cornstarch foundation at checkout — Argo or Best Choice, one foundation per order. For non-edible ASMR sound and visual demonstrations only. Do not taste, chew, swallow, or intentionally inhale product dust. Keep away from children and pets.

$54.95
The Boulder Lover's Wish — Genie's Crunch

The Boulder Lover's Wish

Two complete 2L bottle-formed batches for those who love larger boulder formations and a more pronounced crunch. Save $9.95 versus buying two Signature Wishes separately. The selected Sensory Enhancer is applied to every batch in the bundle. Made Fresh. Made for Your Wish. Every order is crafted fresh from scratch after purchase — please allow 36 scheduled production hours, plus shipping transit. Textures — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Chunkers & Boulders — are always included; they are never add-ons. Your order ships in vacuum-sealed bags; physical bottles are not included (bottle sizes describe the forming process, not packaging). Every order includes one complimentary surprise gift. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Choose your cornstarch foundation at checkout — Argo or Best Choice, one foundation per order. For non-edible ASMR sound and visual demonstrations only. Do not taste, chew, swallow, or intentionally inhale product dust. Keep away from children and pets.

$99.95
The Variety Wish — Genie's Crunch

The Variety Wish

Explore the full Genie's Crunch range: one 2L batch with larger boulders plus four 16 oz batches with smaller signature chunks. Save $20.80 versus buying the batches separately. The selected Sensory Enhancer is applied to every batch in the bundle. Made Fresh. Made for Your Wish. Every order is crafted fresh from scratch after purchase — please allow 36 scheduled production hours, plus shipping transit. Textures — Top-Off, Squeakies, Crisplayers, Chunkers & Boulders — are always included; they are never add-ons. Your order ships in vacuum-sealed bags; physical bottles are not included (bottle sizes describe the forming process, not packaging). Every order includes one complimentary surprise gift. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Choose your cornstarch foundation at checkout — Argo or Best Choice, one foundation per order. For non-edible ASMR sound and visual demonstrations only. Do not taste, chew, swallow, or intentionally inhale product dust. Keep away from children and pets.

$109.95

Single Batches

16 oz or 2L — your formation

The Ultimate Wish

Gallon Bundles

"Gallon" is our bundle-size category, not a guaranteed net volume or weight.

Meet Your Crunch

Four Signature Textures. One Complete Sensory Experience.

Top-Off texture close-up1

Top-Off

Fine Powdery Topper

Soft, delicate, almost powder-like finishing material with little or no chunk formation.

Squeakies texture close-up2

Squeakies

Small Cereal-Sized Pieces

Smaller, softer pieces with a gentle crunch — some may create occasional squeaking sounds.

Crisplayers texture close-up3

Crisplayers

Crisp Outer Layers

Outer formations with a more noticeable, layered crisp crunch — less firm than chunks and boulders.

Chunkers & Boulders texture close-up4

Chunkers & Boulders

Larger Firm Chunks

Substantial formations with a firmer, longer-lasting crunch. Large Boulders come from 2L batches; 16 oz batches include smaller Chunkers.

All applicable textures come included in every complete batch — never sold as add-ons.

A Little Extra Magic With Every Order

Every Genie's Crunch order includes a complimentary surprise gift, selected especially for your experience. One gift per order.

Understanding Our Bottle-Formed Sizes

Our signature ASMR textures are created using designated bottle sizes that influence the formations and crunch experience. Your order includes the complete bottle-formed batch contents, carefully packaged in vacuum-sealed bags. Physical bottles are not included.

A Little Extra Magic With Every Order

Every Genie's Crunch order includes a complimentary surprise gift, selected especially for your experience.

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Shipping is not included in product prices.

ASMR Sound Prop — Not For Consumption

For non-edible ASMR sound and visual demonstrations only. Do not taste, chew, swallow, or intentionally inhale product dust. Keep away from children and pets.

Images are concept renders · verified product photos coming soon